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April 29th, 2004, 10:43 PM
#1
Inactive Member
According to my religion teacher, Satan worshipping communists became priests in the Catholic church in order to destroy it from the inside, and every child molesting priest=one of those commies -.-
Other stupid things he's said:
The Spanish Inquisition wasn't a big deal!
If you're not Catholic, you=going to hell. If you're Catholic, and don't believe exactly what he says, you're going to hell.
The world could possibly be flat!
Condoms have a 90% chance of failure.
I could go on for days...
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April 29th, 2004, 10:48 PM
#2
Inactive Member
I'm Catholic(Technically, I'm the skeptic in the family though) and yeah, that sounds like a typical Catholic guy.
Catholics make GREAT TV though, you ever seen any spooky Exorcism movies?
We are the only religion thats got demons that possess you, good stuff.
Plus we get to chant and process and be all silly. I like it though, I think its my favorite religion.. But I am biased...
Great, now everyone will flame me...
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April 29th, 2004, 10:53 PM
#3
HB Forum Owner
OMGWTFLOLBBQ
Too much to say, too little time, lots of work tomorrow, will post ASAP. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
Good night everyone!
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April 29th, 2004, 10:56 PM
#4
Inactive Member
G'night!
Noone's gonna flame you for what you believe in, as long as you don't start trying to force your beliefs on others.
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April 29th, 2004, 10:57 PM
#5
Inactive Member
I'll take that as a bad sign...
Oh no... Is it too late to edit that last post?
I think I just poured hot sauce and seasoned myself and hopped up onto Wiseman's dinner plate and shouted "I'm a turkey! Roast Beef! Mashed Potatoes" in a high pitched voice while having ym eyes closed.
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April 30th, 2004, 12:23 AM
#6
Inactive Member
LOL!
I'd be kicked out of a religious school.
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April 30th, 2004, 12:34 AM
#7
Inactive Member
ONG! U INFILITRATED TEH CHURCH N! U COMMIE CHILD MOLESTING BASTARD! OMGWTF U GO TO HELL LOLOLOl!
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April 30th, 2004, 12:38 AM
#8
Inactive Member
"Your god is dead... and no one cares... if there is a hell... I'll see you there..."
Man, Nine Inch Nails kicks so much ass with some of their lyrics.
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April 30th, 2004, 02:21 AM
#9
Inactive Member
theyre lyrics may be major badass but the only ones they play on teh radio suck, i mean its so friggin retro X_X
gimmme tool, perfect circle or metallica anyday lol
and that guy is such an asenine liar GRAA i hate ppl like that... WHY the HELL would commies give a shit enough to rape little boys JUST to try and take down catholicism... bullshit
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ April 29, 2004 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Cavalier ]</font>
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April 30th, 2004, 06:29 PM
#10
Inactive Member
Kekeke, I think Wiseman forgot to chew my head off on this one...kekeke
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